UCLA dad jokes for Father’s Day
You don’t have to be a dad to crack some corny dad jokes this Father’s Day. In fact, to celebrate Father’s Day, you could make your dad or father figure in your life laugh with some eyeroll-inducing puns about UCLA.
Read more for a list of UCLA dad jokes to share with the family:
What do you call the UCLA mascot when he’s making coffee? Joe Brewin’.
What do they sell at the UCLA Store? Just the bear necessities.
Did you hear that Josie Bruin isn’t wearing makeup anymore? She’s really embracing her bearfaced look.
What would you call Powell Cat if they majored in linguistics? Vowel Cat!
What’s a delivery robot’s favorite Nicki Minaj song? Starships.
What do you call Westwood when it’s nighttime and everyone’s asleep? Restwood.
What do you call the UCLA basketball coach who wakes up with the sunrise? Dawn Wooden.
What would a UCLA ghost say? Boo-C-L-A!
Joe Bruin is feeling very tired today, so all he can do is the bear minimum.
If Powell Cat was raised by wolves, you could call them Howl Cat.
What would you call Westwood if it was visited by a saint? Blessedwood.
How does a UCLA student get around? They Bruinwalk.
Happy Father’s Day, Bruins! Thanks for bearing with these dad jokes.
